by Johnny Glover
A minute after Farcett had sent his message to Dr. Coggles, the letter box
at the foot of the screen once more indicated an incoming message. He clicked
on this new missive and the monitor filled with the words of Dr. Burton Coggles:
Chemist, Criminologist and all round egg head of Prince's College Cambridge.
Yaxley settled in his chair, took a swig of tea from his mug and read the
following:
FROM: Dr. Burton Coggles (MA) TO: Ealham Police Station 10:37
19/05/98
Item requested for test:
This is to be sent to Cambridge Lab ASAP.
Findings of tests:
Conclusions:
P.S Awfully sorry about the previous mailing. Don't quite know how that came
to be on my PC. Students I suppose. It is Rag Week. Ha Ha.
Yours Dr. Burton Coggles (MA) Prince's College Cambridge
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Episode 59: "Return To Sender" (May 19th 10:35)
Sergeant
Stumpsfield, Yaxley Farcett and Brian Worthington were crowded around the
computer screen in Ealham Police Station's communication centre. It was,
in fact, the general office, but since they had taken delivery of their new
technology, the room had been renamed. Brian Worthington was demanding to
be shown 'Pammy & Tommy Lee Doc', the attachment that had just been E-mailed
to the office. Stumpsfield was still trying to work out why the expected
lab results had not appeared on the screen. He picked up the mouse and followed
the cable to the back of the PC and pushed the connector a bit- just in case.
Yaxley, being slightly more aware of the trivia which flew back and forth
over the net, tried to convince Brian that it was not worth looking at. "It's
only their wedding video Brian" he explained, "Y'now, just the usual, people
dancing badly in suits that don't fit them before the big climax when they
kiss each other and the screen turns into a heart". 
and
sat next to Worthington so that Farcett could take a chair and begin to
communicate with the expert in Cambridge.
Preliminary results of tests carried out at 09:15 19/05/98
Items submitted for test:
(1) 25 ml (saliva) taken from saddleback pig (female).
(2) 50 ml (urine) taken from saddleback pig (male).
(3) Pitchfork (1) for fingerprint analysis.
(4) Voice synthesiser for fingerprint and technical analysis.
(1) Saliva contained high dosage of Opium DiSulphate, a dangerous derivative
of naturally occurring opium.
(2) As above.
(3) Agricultural Implement produced 3 clear and present thumb prints, 2 high
clarity index finger prints and 4 mid digit prints of an acceptable standard
for electronic capture. The images were processed by the HOLMES computer
printmatch centre and found no current match.
(1) An animal of Porcine descent such as the imbiber of this sub-Opiate
'cocktail' would have experienced a strong hallucinogenic reaction, heightened
energy levels and an acute sense of paranoia. The increased heart rate would
have forced the system to hyper-stimulate, thus causing the symptoms to disappear
with rapidity, bringing the the animal to a semi-comatose state within thirty
minutes of ingestion.
(2) As above.
(3) All fingerprints analysed were from right handed males. All fingerprints
except two were consistent with that of agricultural workers of an age 20
yrs to 50 yrs. The two exceptions were 1 thumb print and 1 index finger print.
After processing by the Laboratory Activity PrintMatch programme, these prints
were found to have been produced by a professional person working in a
predominantly sedentary position.